This weeks stand of picks covers the week so meagre as well as uninviting mould competence spin its most noselike organelles up during it. Thus, you return to the quiet, spare purgation of Japans very old communication form, the haiku, to demonstrate our emotions per week 12s slatewhich is mostly, similar to the majority of haiku, about staring during not much function whatsover.
(10) Ohio State during Michigan
Holly-san:
Understand: God isDone with you, Wolverines, andCharles Woodson is fat
Orson-san:
This is not your faultGreg Robinson. Blameyou, though? Feels so right.
North Carolina during Boston College
Orson-san.
North CarolinaThrows passes down the margin threeyards during the time. FAIL.
Holly-san:
BC still aliveIn track for possibility to remove A-CC pretension game
Oklahoma during Texas Tech
Holly-san
This ones completelyInconsequential, which meansThat Bob Stoops is safe
ChimpokomonOrson:
Red headed stepchild,Come home. Bob Stoops, your daddy,serves leather belt for dinner.
Connecticut during Notre Dame
Orson (As The Dude In The Bag From Audition)
UConn, team of pain.(Real pain, not the droll kindlike Notre Dames kind.)
Holly-san.
Run up the score, Weis,Browns need the brand brand new offensiveCoordinator
(14) Pen! n State during Michigan State
Holly, Who Will Apologize to the Chinese When they Apologize to Her for their Crimes:
Pitt 04, yourTitle of worst BCSTeam is in peril
Orson-tekkimaki.
Spartans, Joe Pa kicksOnside similar to the loyal master.So yeah, you have been fucked.
(8) LSU during Ole Miss
Orson-tsu Maru, The Delinquent Hello Kitty Character.
Coming off big win.Favored. Should have easy win.GIGGITY! You lose.
Holliikittabura, The Ancient Art of Belly Lint Calligraphy:
Favored by 4 points(or any): Nutts lick of death.And have the great day.
Vanderbilt during Tennessee
Holly, Whose Boyfriend Is The President.
Vols purify record wasLooking roughly Vandy-esqueThanks the bunch, NuKeese
Orson, chugging whole cans of Black Boss Coffee.
Vandy has nearlyPerfect scoring strategyIf football were golf.
(25) California during (17) Stanford
Orson, Singing More Than This in an inside-out shirt.
Harbaugh tries dual pointConversion on the margin goal.Pac-10 refs: Okay!
Holly, Destroying Scale-Model Tokyo In A Foam Rubber Shark Suit.
Add brand brand new program: StopToby Gerhart. TedfordBotShows blue screen of death
Kansas State during Nebraska
Holly, Giggling as well as Nodding Furiously In High-Pitched Voice.
Both teams still aliveIn track for possibility to remove theBig 12 pretension game
Orson, Being Drowned By Hitman Monkey.
The autumn leaves stir.Leaves fall. They lie, dead. Just likeNebraskas offense! .
(11) Oregon during Arizona
Orson, Wishing the North Korean Motherfucker Would.
Tucson is the greattown for home invasions. Thiswill be a single of them.
Holly, Breaking A Rude Gentlemans Arm In Subway Car.
Mike Stoops loses foot-ball games is the thing of thePast. Except today.
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